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i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
house points are probably rewarded more fairly now that dumbledore’s dead.
TOO SOON
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no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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sweeney todd movie meme;seven songs ✄ god, that’s good!
bless my eyes -
fresh supplies!
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she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
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In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
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Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
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Street harassment is not a compliment.
Sorry but, like, can’t any one of these panels be equally awkward and creepy to different people?
Like, I’m a guy, but I freeze up with confusion and fear as soon as any total stranger comments on me or anything I’m doing.
And I’m pretty sure “sorry to bother you, but you look lovely” and “hey sexy, nice tits” are both the exact same thing. The old guy has just learned how to veil it with classier dialog.
A creepy old guy actually once told me exactly that. I don’t even remember how I got into a conversation with a creepy old guy, but he said something about how he’ll see these “young chicks” on the street and say something like “you drive safe ladies!” then winked and said “But you know what I’m REALLY SAYIN right!?” and did a bunch of pelvic thrusts with his arms out like he was holding an ass.
Right, but there’s a difference between being socially anxious and unable to deal with strangers interacting with you in any capacity (like i am) and getting sexually harassed by strangers. They are both really gross and shitty but once I work through my feelings about them I can at least see that the person meant well. When a guy just shouts ‘I wanna fuck your ass’ at me when I’m trying to walk somewhere it’s a whole extra basket of gross feelings I have to deal with.
Ditto with when someone says something nice about me - I still feel horrified because no how dare you talk to me, but after the terror subsides I usually feel pretty good about myself. If someone just says they wanna fuck me or whatever it is, I just feel like shit.
I think equating the two kinds of speech lets street harassers off easy - one kind of speech is complimentary and the other is to demean and I’ve yet to have anyone say they wanna come on my face while trying to be complimentary.
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Lana Parrilla, host of The 2013 Gracies. HQs.
I know, I know, did she just..? Belle, you minx.
A follow-up set to this one.
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This interview makes me very very happy.
eleven + my favorite facial expressions
Because of George R.R. Martin, I think “so” and “he” and “did” are three of my favorite words in the English language.
you know what would be really cute,
If brienne slowly started to absorb some of jaimes sassiness
omg
what the fuck is this interview
Q: Does Brienne have any respect for Jaime?
Christie: I think when we first see – -
Coster-Waldau: ...
Grown up Lydia, from Beetlejuice.
I’m off to get my iPhone 5! I shouldn’t be this excited over a mobile, but i’ve been stuck with my Blackberry for 18 months. THAT TIME IS OVER.